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After hanging around the third rock from the sun for 45 years I've come to a few conclusions about life and the world. Just my opinion of course. Many I really believe to be true. Many are just questions I have that there are probably no good answers to. Some are just things I ponder. So here is a random list. Tell me what you think.
1) When drinking wine, if you top off your glass before it is empty, it still counts as one glass.
2) Having a kid can be awesome and suck at the same time.
3) Why don't kids go barefoot or run in sprinklers anymore?
4) People worry about leaving the iron on, but it rarely happens.
5) Senseless murders are always talked about on the news. What about the sensible ones?
6) You don't have to like someone to love them.
7) Snow is great if you don't have to drive in it.
8) There's too much information. Period.
9) When you lose an earring, you will find its mate after you've given up and thrown the other one away.
10) All babies are cute when they yawn.
11) A cold beer is best after mowing the lawn in ninety degree weather.
12) It's not visa-versa.
13) The traffic report that tells you about the wreck up ahead is broadcast right after it's too late for you to do anything about it.
14) You have to sit at the kids table until everyone dies.
15) Just because someone asks you to marry them doesn't mean you have to say yes.
16) Why do all coffeepots say eight cups? Who has cups that small?
17) When the powers goes out, at some point you forget and try to turn something on.
18) No one is on the fence about fruitcake.
19) You don't meet a soulmate. You become one.
20) People who say they don't swear have never stubbed their toe in the dark.
21) People who say we don't have time travel don't read books.
22) At my age if I had it to do over again, it would take alot longer.
23) When you tell your son to use 1 cup of sugar to make the kool-aid, make sure you tell him it's not any old cup.
24) If you look down and don't see pubic hair, don't wear a cropped shirt.
25) Chain letters are the herpes of the internet.
26) Sex is highly overrated. Unless you're not getting any.
27) Everyone who has friends is rich. It's recession proof.
